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January 26, 2007
Stupid Things
My parents gave me the "365 Stupidest Things Ever Said" page-a-day calendar. Here are some gems so far:
Ice Cream Flavors Available at Ice Cream City, Tokyo
Raw Horseflesh Ice Cream
Lettuce Potato Ice Cream
Shark's Fin Noodle Ice Cream
Goat Ice Cream
Deep Sea Water
Slogan on Tampons in Japan
Be Half as Fresh as the Day is Long
H. Y. Duke & Son Auction Catalog
Lot 896, Colin: A bronze of a young blacksmith wearing only a leather apron, his tool in hand, signed and bearing a foundry mark, 13 1/2" high.*
Female TV News Anchor to Male Weatherman, Regarding Snowfall Amounts
"Where's that six inches you promised me last night?"**
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*This one can also go under the category of "Let's proofread and make sure our modifiers are not misplaced, ok?"
**This one can also go under the category of "Let's be certain our pronouns have clear antecedents, ok?"
| By The Newest Worker | 01:37 PM
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